his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
