How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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