We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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