ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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