i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
North Korea, Best Korea!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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