i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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