just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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