I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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