im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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