I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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