Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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