On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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