ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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