So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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