singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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