Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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