he wants to bone in the snuggie
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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