Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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