She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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