I'm laying in your front yard are you home
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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