You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
