Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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