I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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