What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
