Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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