So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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