Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
