Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
