So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you would pick up someone in the library
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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