I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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