I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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