It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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