okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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