Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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