so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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