great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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