Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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