Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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