we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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