so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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