I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Barsexuality is the new black.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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