wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
vagina is talking i cant
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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