May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
