Who wears a wallet chain?!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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