Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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