how do flat chested girls get laid?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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