That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
ttyl tear gas
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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