This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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