is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Need sex. Gaining weight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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