Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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